by P H O N K G O D December 18, 2023

Cat:"There's nothing happening"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"
by DefineNADSIkd November 3, 2022

Your argument is baseless; you've got nothing to hang your coat on. Take it with you on the way out.
by SuicideBot October 17, 2019

The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
by Refugee chud May 10, 2024

Guy 1: Blah Blah Blah
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Nothing
Girl 6: Wow look at this air
Girl 9: Its LITTERLY Nothing!!!!!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Nothing
Girl 6: Wow look at this air
Girl 9: Its LITTERLY Nothing!!!!!
by Princess Kenley February 7, 2020
