Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.
Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.
by Slabshack November 30, 2018
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Action Lag

When you are playing a normally smooth-running game that begins to lag due to heavy action at that moment.
"Dude, last when I was playing Medal of Honor I was taking fire from all sides. Major action lag"

"My new PC with 8 gigs of RAM couldn't stop some of the action lag from WoW"
by Crakaman June 1, 2009
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butthole action

Butthole action is when your butthole is pounded for one hour straight then a horse dick is inserted so he can put his cream inside your intestines
John wanted butthole action from bill while the girls were away.
by John handcock 1233 November 28, 2017
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Action

(verb, generic) To perform an action on something.

Often used in corporate speak to request that some other team or employee progress an issue, when it is not known what actually needs to be done. In layman's terms: "It's your problem now, do something about it."

American English equivalent of do the needful.
Hi Team,
I have created this ticket. Please action it according to priority.
Thanks,
John White
by FraggleRaggle February 2, 2019
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Action Plan

You know that changing the law has absolutely no relationship to whether or not I own the AI, correct?
Hym "You aren't ever going to 'own' my creation, right? Your action plan does nothing more manufacture a consensus that has no relationship to whether or not I have control or a claim to ownership over it. You will not be able to pretend and lie your way out of this. You will not be able to legal jiu-jitsu loophole your way out of this. No more lawsuits regarding AI until someone is sitting across a table from me. Pick a consequence at your discretion."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
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Action Typo

(Verb)

Meaning to do one thing and mistakenly doing something else, due to stress, panic, fatigue, etm. And distraction, don't forget distraction...
Steven: 'Michael! How the hell did you end up crashing your damn car last night?'

Chris: 'He pulled on the handbrake instead of changing gears the d*** head'.

Michael: 'F***, I was kinda tired, it was an action typo'.
by l3_u_r_n_z_y November 21, 2010
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