Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.

“Why is he sitting gay?”

by HotFrog June 30, 2022

Sitting hot

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.

“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot”

by Tattoo ernay November 28, 2020

Sit to Pop

A term used by Balloon fetishists, better known as Looners, to define the act of popping balloons by sitting and bouncing on them.

Guy 1: dude, have you watched Loonergirl1234's new video? It was so hot!

Guy 2: I know right! That sit to pop was "very" hot!

by Mysteryguy6464 March 23, 2024

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.

Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016