Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.

"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."

by EhZStreet March 11, 2022

Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016

Pringle Nut

When you nut inside of a pringle's can.

I saw Julien and Harris were going at it so I pulled a pringle nut

by Allisonasaurus July 12, 2018

Nut Rope

1. Someone who likes a specific type of cock a ball torture, in which they walk on a tight rope and drop onto it with their testicles. The higher the rope is, the better.

2. A type of cock and ball torture in which a person walks on a tight rope and drops onto it with their testicles. The higher the rope is, the better it feels.

"Yo, what's up with Michael? Why is he always on a tight rope?" "Oh, it's the only way he gets off. He's a big fuckin' nut rope".

by Cool Guy 198712436 January 18, 2020