Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.
That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.
by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024
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My first co-cousin-nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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double-great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Ice Cream Cousins

When 2 heterosexual males and one female are involved in a three person sexual encounter and one of the heterosexual man's seman inadvertantly comes in contact with the second heterosexual man person. Often times this occurs when one of the males ejaculates prematurely onto the female.
Justin and I are Ice Cream Cousins. We were in a three way with Courtney and I blew it too soon on her thigh during an aggressive wank and before I could clean her off Justin put his hand in my load. So not cool
by sexual addiction October 14, 2010
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first-cousin-10X-removed

First-cousin-ten-times-removed (1C10R).
My first-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.
I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.
by One sleepy boi March 27, 2019
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seventh-cousin-7X-removed

Seventh-cousin-seven-times-removed (7C7R).
My seventh-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 27, 2021
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