bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Harvey baker

Dark hair dark eyed. He will play for nfl but have a cocane overdose and will live on the streets until death. He was going to come out before he died. No one turned up to his funeral and he rotted in his coffin.

Have you seen that homeless person, he is a Harvey baker

by 69anonymousdifjfj March 28, 2019

baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips

Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)

by capam713 May 14, 2011

Bakered

To be smooth talked into something. Pursuaded with sweetness. Convinced with charm that what you are being convinced to do will be rewarding.

Jason done bakered me into buying him food.

by SiNNiSTeR74 September 17, 2020