undertaker

So you know the term "cougar"? This is the erotic comrade/sexual companion/intimate cohort/lewd associate shareholder of this steamy partnership.

I just found out my best friend is dating my grandma. He's a textbook undertaker.

by hahahahamtaro April 16, 2020

The Undertaker

When you are getting ready to have sex with your girl, you come out to the theme song of the Undertaker with smoke filling the air. Once you complete that slow walk, you slowly raise your hands and the lights come on, but your boner rises with your hands in unison and then the loud clap of thunder roars through the room while your boner is throbbing as it awaits to bury itself into her pussy. After your dramatic entrance, you choke slam her into the bed and give her the last ride.

Last night me and Sarah had the most incredible sex we’ve ever had! I came out as the undertaker and sent that pussy straight to hell!

by CinnamonToastTits69 December 3, 2024