Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something

"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)

by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

my dih when I see you 🥀

"my dih when I see you 🥀" is a brainrot comeback term coined by the Gacha Community Association founder who is a gachatard named Cyrus. Most commonly seen used by seething gacha autists on the cord. This term originated when an anti gacha "hacker" named "Revellion" called out Cyrus for using gacha life, saying "gachatard life in 2025 🥀", in which Cyrus replied "my dih when I see you 🥀", which gave every GCA member within a ten-Discord server-radius an instant e-orgasm. The term combined two brainrot terms, both "dih" and the wilted rose emoji, giving it double the autist power. There's an alternate version of this called "my dih when I see you 🌹" coined by GCA member Pandora, which has also become a generic brainrot comeback to any wilted rose insult not just for gacha, and allegedly means that the person who typed it wants to sodomize you.

Person 1: LOL imagine believing you're an animal 🥀
Therian 1: my dih when I see you 🥀
Insert indiscriminate group therian wolves howling
Person 1 fucking implodes into a black hole

Person 2: LMAO FURRIES IN THE BIG '25 🥀
Furry 1: my dih when I see you 🌹
Person 2 becomes a gaping black hole

by obamiumdeluxe October 15, 2025

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

Jingling my jangle 'till I jongle

A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.

"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."

by arteriesin December 26, 2023