by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh I Can Change THe Status Quo Of Things<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by founes November 15, 2023
Get the Billie i wishmug. When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023
Get the I wish “x” was realmug. It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. 
(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.
I wish to be the same person for you.
Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)
Anyways..
Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)
Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.
Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-
EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)
Person 1: I wish I was dead-
Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?
Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help
Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024
Get the I wish I was deadmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025
Get the I Wish Never To Do People Wronr Imug.