Marysia

The cutest and most beautiful girl in the whole world. She has dark curly hair and also likes cats, especially black ones. She loves eating dumplings and cuddles.

Boy 1: Hey do you know who Marysia’s boyfriend is?
Boy 2: No I don’t but whoever it is he is a very lucky guy.

by Bonbon2936 July 23, 2022

Maruskant

A really small man named Mateo.

Mr Potato Head was a real maruskant to Bo Peep.

by pdawg4lyfe June 7, 2024

marysia's mommy milkers

The biggest pair of tits to ever exist, full of NUTritious milk for anyone who's thirsty

Person A: Are you thirsty?
Person B: No, I sucked marysia's mommy milkers

by littlemilky December 29, 2025

Dirty MaryKayla

When you have thick black rim glasses, bright red lipstick and look like a vintage librarian and secretly your a leather bondage freak waiting for your next victim.

Adam : Oh man the librarian on campus is such a Dirty MaryKayla.

Tyler : DUUDE.!? Isn’t she like 56?

Adam: Umm, ya but like she’s such a sexy freak!

by UnlikableZombie April 5, 2020