March 4th

National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)

Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)

by Divvy March 18, 2022

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March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

by Dhdhdbddh March 02, 2022

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March 19

National give someone your number day

“Hey here’s my number it’s March 19th!”

by Ariixnnxx March 19, 2021

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March 24

the baddest bitches were born on this day. appreciate them.

girl: what’s today?
girl: march 24.
girl: omg

girl: ikr it’s __ birthday

girl: __ is a bad bitch

by harrystylesistheloveofmylife March 21, 2022

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March 6

One of best things happened on this day

Tall guy: Hey you know what day it is.

Cute girl: Yeah, its march 6
Tall guy : Its also the day that something cool happened.

Cute: woah youre right.

by Somerandomguy&3782 January 29, 2021

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