Jack fitzgerald

An absolute beast that should be cherished no matter what

That jack fitzgerald kid scares me, he so cool.

by Hshshe May 3, 2019

Jack bellinger

A handsome fella, Can do 360 layups in basketball.
His dick larger then the OU

Girl: Is that Jack bellinger?

Girl 2: YES
Girl: *Ejaculates*

by Sexycorysmacker October 30, 2023

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

Jack Sack

A turbo pair of twisted testicles torsioned tastefully that smell like fromunda

Bro, nah, how in the frick, you gonna be smelling all foul. Did you forget to clean your jack sack?

by jacksacker August 8, 2022

jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.

He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome

by yrncudz August 10, 2017

getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly

"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"

by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024

jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”

person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”

by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023