I’m a Magician

This phrase once known as a statement of someone claiming that they are a magician, but now the statement has been redirect to a phrase of humor. Using this phrase in a fast, but confident tone will lead it so sound like “I’m a ma chin chin.” If you have gotten the phrase to sound like this. You have became an expert beyond the experts. Molly’s of the Molly’s. Meaning your the most funniest person I know. This statement is used to bring joy and laughter into others hearts. Especially if you get it to sound like “Ima ma chin chin.” It is also, the ability to fit in a small little box since it originated from someone being able to fit in small little box. Magic!

Jose: Hey, how the heck did you fit in that little box?
Molly: I’m a ma chin chin.
Jose: What? What do you mean?
Molly: I’m a Magician.

by s7.m7n November 21, 2019

I’m Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m Too Sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk

Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

I’m Smooth

No thank you

“Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”

by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023

I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

Catch Me I’m Falling

Wake up
Don't sleep
(Dreams become so real to me)
Wake up
Don't sleep
(While the night is young)
I lay down to rest my head
My soul to keep the night I dread
It's no dream
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
There's a face before my eyes are closed but I can recognize the danger
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me I
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same

Catch Me I’m Falling, Falling
Aah...
Aah...
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling...

by Death Menace February 18, 2023