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Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.
“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”
by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021
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Oake

A guy that gets a girlfriend and has brown hair with green/brown eyes. He's too shy to hug or hold hands with his girlfriend. He gets lunch detention more times than you can count for the dumbest reasons. Him and his girlfriend never sit together because they don't want others to know except their friend group.
Band kid: would you like to buy a coronation for you loved on or anyone
Oake: sure make it anonymous

Oake: actually don't make it from Oake
by BabyYoda234 January 31, 2020
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midnight oak

Is when you get a boner in the night time.
Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"
by XxTrapQueenxX January 4, 2016
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Oak

Oak a better and happier definition of okay it lightens the word up a little and it's fun to say and doesn't seem as depressing as replying with the word okay when you are asked how you are doing. Try it after a few times it sticks!
"Hey, how you doing ?" "I'm oak."
"Can you do this for me?" "Oak!"
by Mrtoxic557 March 12, 2020
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