Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

double-first great-cousin-aunt

Daughter of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Gulp Gutsy

It's when you suck the double Gulp slurpee out of a gay man's ass.

WOW! Jaron you're such a Double Gulp Gutsy.

by joshkiklaku February 18, 2022

Double wammy

Two unfortunate events that happen in a short period of time.

A: My dog just got slapped and so did I!
B: Now that’s a double wammy!

by baddest rucca December 3, 2019

Double Clutch

The act of re-wiping your ass a few hours after taking a shit.

I gotta go double clutch after dropping that yam this morning.

by Sean Ss November 23, 2019

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.

John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.

by Allybama July 28, 2017