Double Quaker Shaker

When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.

Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.

by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021

Double z-er

Used to describe a careless person who frequently does not have the right answer. Based on when someone doesn't just compute a single z-score but accidentally computes ANOTHER z-score from the first one.

Hey I may be a double z-er but when it comes to wine I always have the right answer

by not_a_doublerzer September 27, 2018

double download

Double penetration. When 2 men penetrate the vagina of a woman and her anus at the same time.

I heard Sophie got a double download from her brothers.

by The_Stan9 December 30, 2016

Double Download

Surfing the web while sitting on the toilet.

You’re taking an awfully long time on the shitter, are you double downloading again?

by ZackAttack! September 09, 2021

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

Double Downie

Someone who continues to do something in an even more determined way than before.

The term is used as a euphemism when someone tells bald-faced lies and when confronted with contradictory statements, he/she not only fails to retract their claims but instead expresses an increased certainty in their truth.

Derivative from double down - a term used in the cardgame blackjack where someone doubles their bet in a risky situation.

"Instead of just coming clean about his falsehoods, Bradley decided to double down on his lies in the hopes of convincing others he's telling the truth. Bradley is doing a Double Downie."

by UWV June 14, 2018

double rizzed

When someone with gigachad rizz rizzes someone twice or rizzes to the point of marriage

John: yo did you see Jacob and Emily are getting married
Ethan: yeah he totally double rizzed her up

by Brainrot haver May 19, 2024