get a marker straight

to focus on what is more important, it's a variant of getting your act together or getting your priorities straight, it's sometimes used in a hilarious tone or serious tone.

person 1: look, I know this is serious, but you need to get a marker straight on your homework, just trust me about your homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm just gonna stop watching BFB and prioritize my homework over BFB.

by A Marker Lover February 1, 2026

Put the cap on the marker

This mean to have sex with penetration

I looked at my friend and i said i put the cap on the marker

by Zakkerman September 19, 2016

Mr. Marden

some random black dude that speaks english with a very strong french accent, and appears out of nowhere when you break a rule. If you break a rule in front of him he drags you to the shadow realm.

"Dude this is so shit"
Mr. Marden: "What did you just say? I'm banishing you to the shadow realm."
"NOOOOOOOOOO"

by bmards May 7, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025