Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 11, 2024

The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!

The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

alien ant farm

or, 'ant farm adventure,' is an alternate term for a videogame in the 'Metroidvania' genre.

I checked my map and realized I was in an alien ant farm.

by siIIybiIIy February 2, 2022

Alien Whipped

When someone named Kendra makes you do whatever you want and you don't have a say what so ever. This person will tell you that you have a tiny dick and then get mad at you. What a bitch...

Kendra has Santi totally alien whipped

by SantiIsADad November 17, 2018

alien

it means a child named Laibas she is from outer space but she loves fooooooooooooood but wont u just be her friend

Here comes Laiba the Alien

by itsMahiya August 4, 2022

Aylin the alien

She is a Gachatuber! Her personality is shy, kind, persistent and active.
You can find her on YouTube she is quite weird though so be warned!

Hey, Aylin the alien posted a new video let's watch!

by Aylin the alien December 2, 2019