Bum Wiggler

"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.
That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.
by Numbers85 February 27, 2011
mugGet the Bum Wigglermug.

Wiggler

To be a Worm, or as some would say Pussy.
Oh dont be a fucking Wiggler.
by gundoes February 12, 2023
mugGet the Wigglermug.

wiggler

someone who wiggles so much that the start to become a earfwarm. their gyat is so big and their skin is so pink and they are so fat and juicy
Avah is suchhhh wiggler
by Honrty Danger February 23, 2024
mugGet the wigglermug.
Person 1: Yo did you hear how Figgle siggled the Wigglers?
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen
by tenzla June 24, 2024
mugGet the Figgle siggled the Wigglersmug.
a pharse that was used by test tube from ii

another way of sighing

this is silly lol
"oh golly gosh golly wigglers" or "what the golly gosh golly wigglers man!!!???11"
by ellamcbella April 30, 2024
mugGet the golly gosh golly wigglersmug.

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