"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.
Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.
Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.
That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.
by Numbers85 February 27, 2011

by gundoes February 12, 2023

by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020

someone who wiggles so much that the start to become a earfwarm. their gyat is so big and their skin is so pink and they are so fat and juicy
Avah is suchhhh wiggler
by Honrty Danger February 23, 2024

Person 1: Yo did you hear how Figgle siggled the Wigglers?
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen
by tenzla June 24, 2024

by ellamcbella April 30, 2024
