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Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
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I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense
I'm sick of your crap
by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024
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I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
by LLBDAB June 1, 2021
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I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.
George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.
by numbereightbus April 17, 2023
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I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."
by Father Derek March 12, 2022
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I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016
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