Lancaster Facelift

Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.

P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”

by YungYurp September 1, 2025

Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024