Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

by baggins231 January 11, 2010

Recreational outrage

An act of indulgence, publicly expressing your opinion in an argument that seems constroversial, yet lacks any adverse arguments.

Patting yourself on the back for expressing outrage for a topic in which the point you are making is obvious.

"This Male feminist was undulfing in recreational outrage just to get some vegan pussy"

by Uch June 2, 2017

recreational reptile

a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...

Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!

by Ironman & empty pockets April 9, 2007

Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.

"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"

by POPS703 October 5, 2009

recreational shopping

someone who shops solely to experience the effects/have fun.

Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."

by valbon April 12, 2008

The Retraction / Retractaballs

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.

The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'

Symptoms:

An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive

Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire

Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs

"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."

"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"

"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."

"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"

"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."

"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."

by bigwillytom January 13, 2013

Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.

She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.

by scoopadoop December 22, 2009