National Make Tall People Short Day 

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

National Make Tall People Short Day by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

National throw Shorts people day 

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

National throw Shorts people day by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020