lizzos

+ sized bad bitches

damn i want me some lizzos

by aidan curt July 7, 2022

Lizzo

A drug for fat people who can't afford Ozempic. Instead of making you lose weight, listening to Lizzy makes you feel better about being fat.

Doctor: "If Ozempic is too expensive for you I can prescribe you Lizzo instead."

by awesomeMB9 August 2, 2025