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Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
mugGet the Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymoremug.

I'm your density

Geogre McFly's (Crispin Glover) iconic line to Lorraine (Lea Thompson) in Lou's Cafe, in Back to the Future.
George McFly: I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean your destiny.
by numbereightbus April 17, 2023
mugGet the I'm your densitymug.

Niggs I'm not in your bkjse

Niggs I'm not in your bkjse
Niggs I'm not in your bkjse
by Niggs I'm not in your bkjse April 21, 2023
mugGet the Niggs I'm not in your bkjsemug.

I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
mugGet the I'm calling your parentsmug.

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
by LLBDAB June 1, 2021
mugGet the I'm your father/mothermug.

I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016
mugGet the I'm skin your assmug.

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