To leave a large pan of cooked beans on the floor in front of an enemy's dorm room door. When he/she opens the door, they accidentally step in the beans. The person who committed the beaning peers around the corner and laughs at the beaned victim.
Baked beans are the beans of choice for the act of beaning, because of the thicker, brown texture of the bean juice, which leaves a lasting odor and/or shoe stain. However, others work almost as well if baked beans are not on hand.
Baked beans are the beans of choice for the act of beaning, because of the thicker, brown texture of the bean juice, which leaves a lasting odor and/or shoe stain. However, others work almost as well if baked beans are not on hand.
by BirdieQQ April 10, 2010
"Hey guys, look at what this bean said! X
"Did he really just say that stupid crap? Dumb beans these days."
"Did he really just say that stupid crap? Dumb beans these days."
by Salem Wolf July 02, 2015
by I am a cake. I am Polly July 17, 2005
by 1234567bananaaaa July 08, 2015
Shortened version of beaner, A bean is the other half of Mexicans. Unless you yourself are a Mexican, you wouldn't know that Mexican-Americans are a very divided culture, and the "Beans" are typically of the poorer lower class, most likely because their previous generations were just that back in Mexico.
Characteristics of a Bean-
-Dark skin(seriously,some could be black)
-ALWAYS has black hair
-Looks like the people in Apocalypto
-Knows absolutely NO English
-Poor yet have decent Fords and Chevy's because thats all they spend money on.
-Nicest piece of clothing they own is a shirt from hollister(if trying to be a social) or a chargers or raiders jersey (if trying to be ghetto
-Loud and stupid
-Constantly talk about all the ways Mexico is better than the U.S. yet they refuse to go back.
-ALWAYS have some cheap Nike shirt or jersey for the Mexico olympic or world cup team
-Buys majority of their belongings at the Swap Meet
-Thinks Carne Asada is the god of all meats
-Goes to TJ every Sunday to go to church and visit the family that didnt make it across the border.
-Usually very proud of being Mexican
-Thinks that having a 20" plasma tv from some off brand makes them rich.
These are just some of the things that makes someone a bean,but rest assured there are more. This is not to be understood as all Mexicans because the light skinned ones usually arnt beans but there definitely are many light skinned beans out there. These are the most Mexican you can get, mostly because they are the descendants of the Aztec Indians, where as the rest of us are descendants of the Spanish.
Characteristics of a Bean-
-Dark skin(seriously,some could be black)
-ALWAYS has black hair
-Looks like the people in Apocalypto
-Knows absolutely NO English
-Poor yet have decent Fords and Chevy's because thats all they spend money on.
-Nicest piece of clothing they own is a shirt from hollister(if trying to be a social) or a chargers or raiders jersey (if trying to be ghetto
-Loud and stupid
-Constantly talk about all the ways Mexico is better than the U.S. yet they refuse to go back.
-ALWAYS have some cheap Nike shirt or jersey for the Mexico olympic or world cup team
-Buys majority of their belongings at the Swap Meet
-Thinks Carne Asada is the god of all meats
-Goes to TJ every Sunday to go to church and visit the family that didnt make it across the border.
-Usually very proud of being Mexican
-Thinks that having a 20" plasma tv from some off brand makes them rich.
These are just some of the things that makes someone a bean,but rest assured there are more. This is not to be understood as all Mexicans because the light skinned ones usually arnt beans but there definitely are many light skinned beans out there. These are the most Mexican you can get, mostly because they are the descendants of the Aztec Indians, where as the rest of us are descendants of the Spanish.
by Stephen RA September 01, 2008
by Ricky_Risky May 15, 2010