Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.

Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.

“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”

by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020

Double Bush Fire

This is where to girls scissor ✂ so fast that they set each others bushes on fire.

Amber: Hey wanna go upstairs?
Amelia: Oh yh! Come on let's go
Amber: You better give me it rough
Amelia: I'll make us have a Double Bush Fire

by Coochie Kid September 25, 2020

Double Chi-Chi Deluxe

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Eh? No, nothing?

by FanOfFamilyGuy September 27, 2020

dirt circle double

When you’re eating ass with a fat dip in and the girl lights up a cigarette in her pussy.

I gave Becky Lynn the ol’ dirt circle double last night down in the porta-potty.

by Broomssss September 29, 2020

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

Double Duster

Crop dusting through someone else's fart and mixing the 2 smells as you walk

Guy at bar* I just farted
Bartender* I'm about to crop dust the bar

Guy at bar* you're about to double duster

by Fast fart October 9, 2020