by rIcarus August 23, 2006

by Pax September 15, 2003

To create, or attempt to create random posts which mean absolutely nothing to anyone whatso ever on, namely, the website 'scousemp3s.co.uk'. The content of the posts MUST have less than 3 syllables, and always make no sense so it foooks ya brain up.
(Post above) - Hey, where do you live
Scouse spam post - Yeah thanks!
OR
(Post above) What do you like for breakfast?
(Scouse spam post) Lol yeah
Scouse spam post - Yeah thanks!
OR
(Post above) What do you like for breakfast?
(Scouse spam post) Lol yeah
by Hooje January 31, 2003

When a chick has been fisted so hard and so regularly that they have become excessively loose. Their flaps(labia) will extend or stretch down to an astonishing length. Sometimes up to 2" (or 5cm) lower than the outer lips. A spam butterfly is acheived when the inner lips(labia) are stretched out beyond the outer pussy lips and create a butterfly wing formation.
"I scuffed her cuntscuff ya cunt so hard before pulling her lips out beyond the mess I'd left. MuaHaHaHaHaHaHa
by One Sick Muthafucka October 30, 2004

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)
"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.
by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.
Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!
by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.
Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!
by donkeycum April 25, 2003
