The metaphysical proposition that the world we perceive is not the real world—that there's a hidden reality beneath or behind the surface, accessible only to those who know how to look. This theory underpins everything from Plato's cave to Matrix movies to your cousin's belief that lizard people run the government. The theory of secret reality is comforting because it explains why the world seems so messed up: it's not that things are chaotic and meaningless; it's that there's a hidden order, a secret truth, a reality behind reality. The downside is that once you start believing in secret reality, every mundane event becomes suspicious, and you can never just enjoy a sunset without wondering if it's a hologram.
Example: "After watching three documentaries, he became a believer in the theory of secret reality. The moon landing was fake, the earth was flat, and birds weren't real—they were government drones. His friends asked about the birds they saw at the park. He said those were the realistic ones. The secret reality was exhausting, but at least it was interesting."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
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