Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 4, 2020
Get the baternity leavemug. by Faiahball October 14, 2022
Get the kill all and leavemug. The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
Get the Leaves in the guttermug. The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.
Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
Get the Leaving the stadiummug. Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
Get the Me leaving the Zoomug. by Three Leaves Socks November 23, 2021
Get the Three Leaves Socksmug. To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the run off and leave him NOT holding the bagmug.