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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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Mac Back

Absolutely destroy a large meal much faster than it reasonably should be eaten
I’m going to Mac back that Chinese take out!
by Enraged Ape December 6, 2020
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buck back

Wanting to Buck back; is wanting to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite sex.
"Saying I'm going to go Buck back something"; Means your frustration has finally gotten the best of you and your going out and will hit about anything.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
"Saying I'm going to go Buck back something"; Means your frustration has finally gotten the best of you and your going out and will hit about anything.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
by Matthew Dean Smith January 28, 2023
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It's all back fat

Unnecessary; superfluous

Used to say that something is "too much" or "over the top."
John: Have you seen the decorations that Carrie put up for the party? There's a lot.
Ben: Yeah, it's all back fat.
by PapaSnowMan September 19, 2019
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Anthony Back

A recluse person that stays at home and watches cooking shows. Smokes brisket and falls asleep. Eats a lot. Drinks Titos and can’t make u-turns in an RV. Has no sense of humor.
You’re gluttonous like Anthony Back. All you do is watch TV, eat, and drink.
by Mastermind714 December 7, 2022
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Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.
She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.
by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020
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