Double-Green

In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"

by GreenieBoy69 July 14, 2017

Double Assectomy

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.

Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.

by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024

Double-Faced Entendre

A Double-Faced Entendre, as defined by Oliver Tree, is a person that has two completely different sides or personalities, usually an “angel side and a devil side”.

Yeah, Mark is such a Double-Faced Entendre.

by uhc207 October 2, 2021

Double Negative

A Karen/Darren who acts like a snowflake

Has anyone else noticed how (insert name here) is acting like such a double negative lately?

by Excuse me, I farted June 16, 2021

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

double double the hook up

One your ex man is with another bitch

"Double double the hook up"

*picture with another bitch*

by sweggieswegger January 23, 2017

Double Down BackHand Slop Noggin

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot

Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.

by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020