double-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

double-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Double Assectomy

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

Double Bass

Doesn't get enough credit, often called a cello

Person 1: Heyy, I really like your cello

Person 2: ITS A DOUBLE BASS.

Person 1: Oh my bad. Anyways that's a cool cello.

by aria is radical April 28, 2023

double u

the first and hopefully the last person to write the letter 'w' out is meme talker.
double u is when you type the letter 'w' out.

"the letter after v is double u"
weird ik

by vkscott May 8, 2022

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Double Nostriling

When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.

Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!

by Etrenis February 20, 2009

the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.

Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily

by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017