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Vintage High School

A place that has a great Track, Football, and Soccer team. It is way better than Napa High School. If you disagree you probably go to Napa High School
"bob" I go to Vintage High School"
"James" I go to Napa High School"
"bob" What a faggot
by Some kid who knows words April 11, 2019
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High School-itis

A more severe form of senioritis. The symptoms are quite similar, if not identical to that of senioritis, but instead of affecting someone in their senior year, it affects them throughout their entire time in high school. Lack of finished assignments, not having a backpack, sleeping in class, forgetting to shave, and sarcastic yet humourous comments are common. Afflicted will either be unmotivated but quite intelligent, and manage to pull passing grades out of thin air, or just dont care and end up dropping out.
Man I gots the High School-itis, i never do anything
by gimme_some_fucking_coffee August 5, 2012
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michigan high five

the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.

the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.

and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.

it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.

did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.

2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013
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Tavares High school

This shit being good now the best JV team full of gay ass bitches trannies and shit besides the queer ass shit we chill there. That shit located in lake county Florida. We got smart kids to and good drug dealers
Nigga 1:what’s the best high school in Florida
Nigga 2:Tavares High school nigga
by 96tekashinigga November 8, 2018
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Romulus high school

A great wonderful school well the quite opposite of that actually, wanna be gang bangers, fast ass 9th graders, dumbass seniors who like the fast ass 9th graders, cross dressers, all gay female clans, married teachers that have affairs with the students, and best of all the weed man. If that didn’t convince you our sports will! Terrible teams that win a whole season every ten years. At least we are better then robichaud and Wayne…
Kid: What school do you go to
RHS student: I go to the ghetto suburbs one
kid: ohhhh romulus high school
by A sad loner in a disgues October 13, 2021
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Staunton High School

Staunton high is one of the worst schools in the whole damn world. Half the mfs ghetto asf and all the guys think they gangsters when they are indeed not. Half of the dude don’t know use deodorant so the hallways stink all the time.
by A student at SHS November 29, 2021
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hypothetical high-five

similar to a wifive, but featured on the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'

A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.
"Ted! Hypothetical High-Five!"
Barney looks like he's thinking
"Nice!"
by Sock7R January 2, 2009
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