Whatever

A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.

Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Whatever song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself

by Definenitly not Swose March 21, 2023

WHATEVER

When someone is full of shit but trying to make you believe what they are saying to be the God's honest truth, but you are not going to waist your time to even argue the subject.

Person 1: My mom sold my bottles to the Crack dealer before I even turned one.

Person 2: WHATEVER!!!

Girl: WHATEVER!

by Pavement Princess October 9, 2023

Gucci with whatev

It's a double slang, meaning "I'm good with whatever"
(Gucci means good, Whatev or Whatevs means whatever)

"You wanna go to the movies later?"
"Gucci with whatev, dude."

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020