A Beer Cough is where in the process of using the “Flashy Method” to down a pint of beer, during step 3, when using the inhale to accelerate the beer into your mouth, you accidentally breathe in beer and it triggers a period of not being able to breathe as you are technically drowning yourself with beer internally
by cat is amazingly lubed February 23, 2026
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