either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.
A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"

Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
mugGet the I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW thatmug.
god's & king's agust d iconic line in cypher pt.4 which has my pretty pussy poppin and will make you nut so hard that you won't even be able to remember your name. you'll pray for that line to whipe your ugly ass.
"click clack to the bang bang's" sexier bro.
boy: HEY DID YOU LISTEN TO BTS' CYPHER 4?
girl: OF COURSE I DID, RAP LINE SINGING TOGETHER IS MY KINK.
boy: then... "click clack to the bang ba-"
girl: "CLICK CLACK TO THE BANG FUCK YOU AND YOU."
*both agressively dab*
by agustdaddy June 25, 2017
mugGet the click clack to the bang fuck you and youmug.

If you know, you know

That was YOUR argument. You just tried to argue that me knowing thing was meaningless. Me knowing isn't going to do anything for you. It needs to be CONFIRMED. BY YOU. DIRECTLY. And if you don't like what's happening now you are REALLY not going to like what happens if you try to do things the hard way.
Hym "If you know, you know. And know this: I'm going to execute who ever is speaking in that voice and if you try to defend them you will die with them."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
mugGet the If you know, you knowmug.

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