by 459395 April 10, 2023
Get the Second auntmug. Aunt-in-law (only pibling's wife).
My aunt-by-marriage is a good person.
by QWP998756 October 15, 2021
Get the aunt-by-marriagemug. interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.
Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
by BramT April 11, 2021
Get the ghosts of your paternal auntmug. 
Get the aunt-by-marriagemug. When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. Micheals Aunt
Micheal: I am a famous biologist my Aunt Hector discovered salmon (the fesh) my family made many dicorvery.
by poopydiaper911 November 9, 2021
Get the Aunt Hectormug. 
Get the great-great-auntmug.