russian claymore

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.
"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.
by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020
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Claymored

The act of which two fat guys painted gold with red wangs tackle you when you walk through a door and dick slap you until they get they are pleasured.
gold Claymored
by Papi Grande May 29, 2011
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Vietnamise Claymore

When you pull back someone's underwear, poo in them and release the underwear; snapping it back into place.
"Ash has annoyedme off today, I'm going to do a Vietnamise Claymore when he isn't looking"
by vietnamweaponsexpert December 20, 2019
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