Sammy Box, aka: Captain Faggot the crime fighting hero, has the largest penis know to mankind. He fights villains with his humongous cock. His mushroom like cock scares away criminals and repels all women. Box’s secret Asian boyfriend, Cheng, is a small Chinese sweatshop worker and always helps Captain Faggot defeat bad guys. Everyone wants to be like the huge gaylord Boxy. He also always has a hot chick or many beside him, laughing at his hilarious joke.
person 1: “Did you see Boxy at K road maccas with all the chicks?”
person 2: “Whaaatttt? No, but I believe you because he always has a chick/chicks on his side.”
person 2: “Whaaatttt? No, but I believe you because he always has a chick/chicks on his side.”
by sammybox1 July 8, 2023
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stupid ThePackagedReviewer fans who is trapped in the mentality of a 54 year old stalker who likes preying on 11 year old girls. Some Boxies are pedo apologist, Boxies are also sometimes predators themselves. Boxies like stalking 13 year old children for the fuck of it. Boxies usually side with other pedos to scare other people. Boxies don't actually care about children and slut-shame children on the internet. Boxies love calling children sexual predators and make children feel like sex freaks. they nearly pushed a child to suicide (who later died to lung cancer) they claim the child faked their death with no proof at all. they also stalk other users like Emoji Marbles, Charizard, ect.
by TuxMasterDie June 23, 2022
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