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Cock rot

Term for when the cock is stinky and cracked
George has cock rot I think he should get it checked out
by Crocken December 26, 2021
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Book rotting

The act of being so engrossed in a book , that you forget the outside world and read for hours or days in a comfortable position , mostly a bed . This mostly happens when the book you are reading is very good so you can't put it down or you are reading a series of books and you can't stop till you finish all the books in the series.
"Omg that trilogy is so good, I've been book rotting in my bed to finish the 3 books!"
by Uthinkutheshit May 7, 2024
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Bum Rot

Bum Rot is any form of disease, illness or ailment which originates or directly affects the Anal region at any point of the ailment.

The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
Anonymous: “You try shtanding on a production line for 12 hoursh, with fuckin’ shit falling out of yer arse every 30 minutesh”

Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
by Dave The Anal Invader April 29, 2019
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Cut-rot

Canal rat

Origin: Birmingham and the Black Country. Cut = slang term for canal. Rot= slang mispronunciation of rat.
Yo should have sin the size of them cut-rots I sin when I was down the canal fishin the other mornin.

Did yo see the gob on that bloke? He had taith like a bleeding cut-rot!
by KINGBAST March 18, 2022
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hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.
by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023
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ROTS

Rats but in bri'ish
"oi buv i went to tommy's house and he had rots in it bruv
by lofi god February 23, 2022
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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