chocolate tattoo

The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
by shidz October 21, 2015
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rawlings tattoo

The imprint of stitches from getting hit by a baseball.
Luke drank too much beer in the sun before his softball game and came home with a rawlings tattoo.
by Mack Donahue May 09, 2015
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give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
by ebiz_iv January 08, 2021
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Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.
After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo
by Soggy white bread June 08, 2025
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nap tattoo

When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body
John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms
by PogChamp3 May 18, 2023
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music note tattoo

Someone with the music note tattoo along their body has shown exceptional skill on the Skin Flute or Sacksophone

Wearers who have tattooed the Music Note on the face have especially high desire to play the Skin Flute often times without even being asked to.
See that Music Note Tattoo on Damiens face? He'll suck your dick raw for free.
by HDTatMan July 10, 2024
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squid tattoo

when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..
Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?

Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian
by Dan Obuck June 11, 2009
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