When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.
Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.
by masta_Joe December 30, 2015

by Merry Halloween December 22, 2021

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me
*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me
*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair
by Slingaroo June 26, 2024

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.
The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.
by mlhiss June 15, 2020

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

by rabidlover February 9, 2022
