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dirty missouri

When a man has sex with a woman doggy style, than puts his index and middle finger quickly in her ass, then pulls them out and sticks those two fingers in each one of her nostrils.
Dude she got so nasty, I gave her a Dirty Missouri!
by Irish Tron October 21, 2019
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Eddie Munson Stan

Eddie Munson "stans" are usually protrayed as people who constantly make "Chrissy Wake Up jokes" and weird ass POVS of

y/n x eddie munson. They also make simp edits, fangirl over him and think he is "hot" He is a good well made character in my opinion, but please do not sexualize him or Joseph Quinn :)
Austin: hey she looks like an eddie munson stan!

OR
Jaymie: he is so hot i love him i want to be his girlfriend!! hehe chrissy wake up!
Me: omg can you pls shut up nobody asked.
by butt3r.s September 8, 2022
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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph, Missouri is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed, was shot and killed. It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Also home of the armpit of America. Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
by AKellisStills November 18, 2021
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Benito Mussolini

a nice italian pasta dish made with ziti and a gorganzola alfredo sauce. sometimes served with chicken or steak
I'm going to order some Benito Mussolini from Olive Garden
by Erika Lynn Pratka February 10, 2009
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Missourian

A play on "Show me," Missouri's state motto. The desire for proof before making a decision.
Bob: I think this is going to work out just fine.

Tom: I'm not sure yet. I want to see some proof. I'm taking a Missourian approach.
by Delonte's Donuts March 5, 2010
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Missouri

Missouri is an interesting state. Basically the lower half is full of rednecks who belong to the south, and the north is full of completely civilized intelligent people. St. Louis being the most intelligent city. Here we have smart people. good food, good attractions, and fun times all around. The weather kind of sucks, but we all love it anyway. The stereotypes about the north are really kind of funny really, because they just depict us all as inbred, redneck, dumbasses.
Guy 1: Hey have you ever gone to Missouri?
Guy 2: No, isn't it full of rednecks?
Guy 1: Nope, only the south.
by stlouisdweller July 19, 2011
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Missouri Bobsled

When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control
"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
by fenton militia January 6, 2008
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