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T-fense

1. A mixture between Defense and Offense. In other words, playing and always winning.
2. A post rehab play of offense and defense that always succeeds
3. Living in constant success, never failing
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude I totally should have fucked that girl last night buy my offense was slacking
Guy 2: You pussy. If you were playing T-fense you would be balls deep inside her

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude did you see the Thunder beat the shit out of the Heat last night in game 1.
Guy 2: Yeah they played incredible T-fense
by TyranasourasMarx December 18, 2012
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matthew t.

Big dick man better than everyone and anyone called ewan big epic muscle man sexy too
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Granville T. Woods

Granville T. Woods, born to free African Americans, held various engineering and industrial jobs before establishing a company to develop electrical apparatus. Known as "Black Edison," he registered nearly 60 patents in his lifetime, including a telephone transmitter, a trolley wheel and the multiplex telegraph (over which he defeated a lawsuit by Thomas Edison).
Granville T. Woods was known as the "Black Edison"
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Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off
-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t
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t-rex stand

when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.
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t luv

T luv is the kind of guy who grows his toe nails long and then goes on to be a rapper. In fact the "T" in T luv stands for talon which is in reference to his long often glossy toe nails. T luv is the kind of guy who would steal the girl you're talking to at a party and take her home. But yet you find yourself admiring him for it. Maybe you wish he took you home but I digress. T luv is a tall sensitive glass of brooding masculinity waiting to swoop down on unsuspecting prey when he so feels the urge.
That guy just stole my girl and now i want to build a shrine to him. Looks like T luv has stuck again.
by $jabon$ November 23, 2021
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