by dindin56 September 29, 2015
Get the salty suprisemug. The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.
by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011
Get the Salty Palmermug. Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.
by Fresherowl May 22, 2018
Get the A Salty Bananamug. by BDC1349 May 11, 2015
Get the salty popsiclemug. When a woman is done giving a male a mouth hug, instead of swallowing, she gurgles the steaming load in her throat.
by The Salty Gurgle January 15, 2009
Get the Salty Gurglemug. A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!
by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004
Get the The Salty Seamanmug. An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.
John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
by QuidamUD April 22, 2009
Get the Salty Dickmug.