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permanent marker you in

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.
matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!
by always your favorite! April 3, 2010
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fuck you babies

Having so many children that can potentially make you grandchildren that you are at ease knowing your genetic line will proliferate in the future.

In reference to the phrase "fuck you money" where you have so much money that you can say fuck you to nearly anyone without significant repercussions.

Origin:

JFG Tonight Episode #932
Person 1: Isn't he worried he will die alone?

Person 2: Nah, he has fuck you babies.
by Street Spitin' Wizard September 1, 2023
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IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA

A sound played when someone subscribes to Tinder famous, multi-millionaire Twitch streamer "elosanta"
IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PERMABANNED!
by DrututtsLittleKitten' September 27, 2022
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You-Tube Afternoon

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.
D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!
by dmezz October 23, 2009
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you on some nutshit

People who act stupid or dumb for no good reason.
"Bro Arlin you on some nutshit today."
by WILCOCKS February 2, 2017
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smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.
A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!
by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004
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could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.
1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me
by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016
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