Joao Felix

Joao Felix is a Portugal soccer player. He is not only a talented soccer player but also a hot one. Everyone likes Joao he is so cool.

Omg!! Joao Felix is so cool. Joao Felix is such a cool soccer player.

by JoaoFelixLover May 11, 2023

Joao Rosa

When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.

Joao Rosa: "Do you wanna marry me?"

by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021

Joao

Is he real ?

Person 1: This is Joao, he is my boyfriend
Person 2: Is he real ?

by Queenacp August 5, 2022

Joao

Joao is a person with the biggest dick ever. He will make go to the moon more than one time during sex. He is open minded to every kind of kink. Usually it’s a guy into role play and fucking fruit while smoking weed.

Person: I’m looking for a Joao tonight, cause I want good sex.
Or

Person1: I like to fuck fruit
Person2: U are a Joao

by Liunure June 27, 2022