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Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod
im Having a Cooney today
by TANK031193 August 30, 2011
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Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
mugGet the Cooney Jobmug.

That's a Cooney

Like the infamous "that's a dip" it means that a person who is being spoken to has made a mistake of something really obvious
after it is said the person who made the mistake is usually hit on the forehead
Matt is wearing a red shirt.
John: did you just see Matt's blue shirt?
Mark: his shirt is red. That's a Cooney
(forehead slap)
by mentalbaby32 June 11, 2008
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