Ass over tea kettle

In the state of being pissed off
John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.
by Assoverteakettle July 02, 2013
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD
by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010
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